Won't Crack or Peel!

 

Henry & June

 

• International Appeal (B) - Dick Walter [APM] (KaBlam-O-Vision)
• Showtime (A) - Robert Sharples [APM] (Henry shuffles a deck of cards)
• Showtime (B) - Robert Sharples [APM] (June holds up a Queen of Hearts)
• Bye, Bye, Baby [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Action League Now!/"We'll have more action later on in this show.")
• Mists of Illusion - Gilbert Vinter [APM] (June introduces the KaBlam-o-Vision Staring Contest)
• Heavy Action - Johnny Pearson (during the staring contest)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Wow, she's good!")
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments]
• Ska Memorabilia - Jake Burns, Bruce Foxton [APM] ("Welcome back!")
• Straw Hat - David Berkwood, Eton Blocka [APM] (sounds of the sea)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("You're right, Henry! That was kablammerific!")
• International Appeal (B) - Dick Walter [APM] (after Life with Loopy)
• World View - Dick Walter [APM] (Henry has the audience blow a pinwheel)
• Showtime (B) - Robert Sharples [APM] (they think it's not working)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces The Off-Beats)
• International Appeal (B) - Dick Walter [APM] ("Well, that about wraps up the historic debut of KaBlam-O-Vision!")
• Hollywood Heyday - A. M. Hughes [APM] (Henry wants a picture with the audience)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Nat. Anthem Of Thailand (A) - Alfred Kluten, Phra Chenduriyang [Not on APM site] (opening)
• Death Trap - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (foreign ambassador gets run over by a car)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro)
• Beach Boy - Hilmar Doetsch, Karl Kroll [APM] (montage of the Flesh hurting other foreign ambassadors by accident)
• Tough Threat (B) - Andzrej Trzaskowski [APM] (Bill the Lab Guy is unsure about reviving the ambassador)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Stinky Diver holds up the ambassador's head/the League has an idea)
• Stiff Upper Lip - Paddy Kingsland [APM] (later)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Whoopsies!")
• The Hours of Darkness - Dave Hewson [APM] (surgical procedure)
• Hangman (B) - Dave Hewson [APM] ("Oh no! I've lost him!")
• Pomp and Circumstance - Edward Elgar, John Fox [APM] (the Flesh feeling itchy)
• Killer Birds - Gregor F. Narholz [APM] (the Flesh takes off his clothes)
• Shock Discord - David Farnon [CPM] (everyone shocked)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (end of 1st half of segment/"Action League Now!")
• Morning Mood (f. "Peer Gynt Suite No. 1") - Edvard Grieg, Helmuth Brandenburg [APM] (everyone admires the Flesh)
• Pomp and Circumstance No.4 - Edward Elgar, John Fox [APM] (the Flesh signs a treaty)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (everyone finds out the Flesh is an imposter)
• Nat. Anthem Of Thailand (A) - Alfred Kluten, Phra Chenduriyang [Not on APM site] (later at the airport)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (ending)