Just Chillin'

 

Henry & June

 

• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry and June start the episode over)
• Oriental - Bruce Campbell (ninjas appear)
• Flight In Panic 1 - Gregor Narholz (Henry and June fighting Jon Voight [disguised as Mr. Foot] on a train)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Action League Now!)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Entry of the Gladiators - Dick Walter [APM] (opening)
• Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel; Balkan Pictures - Roland Kovac ("Fortune! Get your fortune here!")
• The Hours of Darkness - Dave Hewson (Madame Shyster places a curse on the Chief)
• Entry of the Gladiators - Dick Walter [APM] (Meltman still on the Tilt-o-Whirl)
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel; State of War - Keith Mansfield (Meltman crashes into the Chief)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro)
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Chinese takeout box falls over)
• Ho, Ho, Ho! - Dick Walter (the Chief wants hamburgers and chicken)
• Unease - Dick Walter ("Did you guys notice anything strange about the Chief?")
• Ravages of Time (A) - Tony Hymas (the Chief ate too much)
• Furtive Footsteps - Paddy Kingsland ("Unfortunately, the action health plan only covers visits to Bill the Lab Guy.")
• Suspended Roll (d) - Gary Kettel; The Hours of Darkness - Dave Hewson ("Fatter...")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (the Action League pushes the Chief around)
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (the Chief bounces off the wall)
• Increasing Danger 2 - Gregor Narholz (he then goes downstairs)
• Balkan Pictures - Roland Kovac (Madame Shyster tells one of the prisoners a fortune)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski]; Orchestral Crash (a) - Gary Kettel (the Chief crashes into the prison cell)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (before and after commercials)
• Shock Discord (Sting) - David Farnon [CPM] ("What's the prognosis, Bill?")
• Killer Birds - Gregor Narholz (Stinky Diver blames the Flesh for the problem with the Chief)
• Shock (F) - Dave Hewson (Stinky Diver and the Flesh then fight)
• Shock (B) - Dave Hewson (the Chief explodes)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (ending)

                                               Race Rabbit

 

• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (exterior of race car)
• Big Bash - Klaus Stuehlen (Race Rabbit meets up with the secret agent)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (car full of chefs appear)
• The Two Ronnies - Alan Tew; [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (they throw pies at Race Rabbit)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (pie warning)
• The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey; Death Trap - Gregor Narholz (Zit explains the plan)
• ? (Boolies fight over button)
• A Ride in the Country - John Fox (Zit flies with the missile)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Boolie warning/giant pie/crazy chef warning)
• The Two Ronnies - Alan Tew (Race Rabbit pours Texas chili on the chefs)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] ("CURSE YOU, RACE RABBIT!")
• ? (general eats strawberry)
• Rule Britannia (B) - Graham De Wilde ("General Signs Treaty")
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (ending)

                                      Dave, Son of Hercules

 

• Harlem Affair - Alan Parker; Final Judgement - Dave Hewson (opening title)
• [original music by Mark Marek] (school band/shot of empty seat)
• Richard the Lionheart - David Farnon [CPM (Hercules appears)
• [original music by Mark Marek] (school band still playing)
• Star Warriors - Richard Harvey (Hercules pays at the toll booth)
• [original music by Mark Marek] (school band finishes playing)
• Center of Resistance A - Christopher Young (Hercules arrives)
• Grieving - Joe Harnell ("Hercules has failed you, son.")
• [original music by Mark Marek]; Star Warriors - Richard Harvey (Hercules attempts to cut his eye out)
• [original music by Mark Marek] ("...with the gods.")
• The Oracle - David Farnon [CPM] (Hercules talks to a statue)
• Sirtaki Hasapico - Roy Henley [Not on APM site] (inside drive thru restaurant)
• The Oracle - David Farnon [CPM] ("The gods always know!")
• Aharisti - Vassilis Tsitsanis, 101 Strings Orchestra (morning)
• Entry of the Gladiators - George Wilson [CPM] (Hercules and Dave at a carnival)
• [original music by Mark Marek] (row of prize games)
• War Machinery - Christopher Young ("Pah! This game is a sham!")
• The Promised Land - David Farnon [CPM] (later)
• Fight! Fight! Fight! A - Will Schaefer (Marching Trojans)
• Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("The Trojan Army!")
• Final Invasion - Christopher Young (Hercules destroys the Trojan Horse)
• Torment; Stalking - Buddy Baker (Hercules arrested)
• Grieving - Joe Harnell (he is then bailed out of jail)
• [original music by Mark Marek] (he then attempts to cut out his liver)
• The Promised Land - David Farnon [CPM] (he explains his failure)
• Olympus (A) - Richard Harvey ("My heart is full!")
• Isle of Greece - Victor Cavini [Not on APM site] (later, at the seashore)
• Taverne Mikis - Victor Cavini [Not on APM site] (giant stone still skipping)
• Olympus (A) - Richard Harvey (ending)

Under New Management

 

Henry & June

 

• Murder For Moderns (A) - Dolf Van Der Lindon (Henry begs not to be fired)
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("My gum, it tears me up inside...why is it always Fred who has to be the bad guy?!")
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Action League Now!)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Hey, KaBlamaholics!")
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Pell-Mell - Sam Spence (Henry's memories of Mr. Foot)
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill (Mr. Foot envisions his future life after being fired)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Stewy the Dog Boy)
• [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (after Stewy the Dog Boy)
• Bye, Bye, Baby [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Any other bright ideas?")
• Happy-Go-Lively - Laurie Johnson (Mr. Foot promoted to network executive)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Lonely Stranger - Laurie Johnson (opening)
• Spaghetti Western (A) - Dick Walter (The Flesh on a guinea pig)
• Static Time - John Scott (the Flesh gets the body eating virus)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (intro)
• Slave Caravan 2 - Gregor Narholz (Bill the Lab Guy examines The Flesh)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (The Chief wonders who else will caddy for him/"Don't worry, Flesh."/Bill the Lab Guy drives off)
• Life Drifts By (A) - Paddy Kingsland (taking care of The Flesh)
• Swinging Pizzicato - Gerhard Narholz (The Chief practicing golf)
• Timpani Glissando (a); Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Meltman bumps into The Flesh)
• Shock (C) - Dave Hewson ("No! Now I've got the body eating virus!")
• Thunder Girl Flying [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Thundergirl, fleeing the virus, before it infects-")
• Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel ("OOF!")
• Shock (B) - Dave Hewson; Dramatic String Effects 7 - John Fox (Stinky Diver and Thundergirl now have the virus)
• Dawn of the Serengeti (A) - Graham De Wilde ("Meanwhile...")
• Shock (U) - Dave Hewson (The Chief's golf ball hits a flower pot)
• Shock (G) - Dave Hewson ("No, I was afraid of this!")
• Jews Harp - Gary Kettel (golf ball hits bottle)
• Orchestral Clash (a); Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel ("Ow!")
• Exciting Action C - Mladen Franko (The League arrives as heads)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (the Flesh's head rolls in)
• Shock (C) - Dave Hewson (the Chief gets the virus)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Will the Action League rest in pieces?"/"Action League Now!")
• Hebrew Lament - John Leach [CPM] (heads lined up)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (the sap poured on the Chief's head)
• Variety Link (D) - Dick Walter ("Hooray for Bill!")
• Beach Boy - Hilmar Doetsch, Karl Kroll (at the golf tournament)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (closing theme)

Going the Extra Mile!

 

Henry & June

 

• Goldrush 59 - Geoff Bastow (Henry and June explain the ballot)
• Shock Horror (A) - Dick Walter (after Ryan Malloy's name is announced)
• Easy Happy Lucky - Alf Saro (Ryan appears)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June turns the page after Ryan accidentally rips part of it)
• [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (after the first half of Action League Now!)
• English Country Garden - Curtis Schwartz (June's first media appearance)
• Country Friends - Richard Gilks (Henry's first media appearance)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("So, we've got plenty of time to hang out!")
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces The Little Freaks)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry introduces "Doctor Worm")
• Helicopter Surveillance - Johnathan Firstenberg, Michael Licari (footage of Ryan putting his name multiple times in the KaBlam! ballot)
• Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (Ryan gets shoved in Mr. Foot's car)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Mysteries of the Mind (B) - Harry Gregson-Williams (opening)
• King Kong Coming - Gregor Narholz ("I got it, alright!")
• Shock Discord (Sting) - David Farnon [CPM] (Bill the Lab Guy in a flask)
• Eerie Tension B - Gregor Narholz ("Just watch, Half-a-Lab Guy!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro/"What?!")
• Editor's Announcement (D) - Dick Walter ("Yay, I get to drive!")
• Outlaw - Brian Beamish, Garry Hardman (Action Mobile goes backwards and forwards, crushing the Chief)
• Solo Effects 70 - David Bell; Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (Meltman crashes into a table leg)
• Death Trap - Gregor Narholz ("How's my driving? DIAL 1-800-JERKS!")
• Timpani Effects [#49.04] - Sammy Burdson (airbag released)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Meltman's license cut up/the Action League goes off without Meltman)
• Heroes Win - Gregor Narholz ("This is my big chance to be a hero and prove I can drive!")
• Chase that Car - Laurie Johnson ("Keep your eyes peeled for Hodge Podge.")
• Star Warriors - Richard Harvey (Hodge Podge appears)
• Ridin' High and Handsome - Glenn Sutton, Norris Wilson (Action Mobile spins around)
• Exciting Action A - Mladen Franko (Meltman and Bill the Lab Guy arrive)
• Shock (P) - Dave Hewson ("Oh, goodie goodie gumdrops! Bumper cars for bumper JERKS!")
• Exciting Action A - Mladen Franko ("Don't worry, Chief!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("What's this?"/"Action League Now!")
• Editor's Announcement (C) - Dick Walter (Meltman drives into Hodge Podge)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (ending)

The KaBlair! Witch Project

 

Henry & June

 

• Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen ("Give me a shovel and a roll of T. P. and I'm ready to bivouac.")
• The Plot Thickens - Dick Walter (Mr. Foot panics)
• Marching Drums 1 - Eric Allen ("You, private!")
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Action League Now!)
• Don't Let the B*stards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Low Life Street Blues - Stefan Grossman, Paul Jones (everyone stranded)
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Now I remember why I got kicked out of the Logfire Girls...")
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill (Henry writes in his diary)
• Speed Kills 1 - Dominic Messinger (everyone tries to send a signal to the plane)
• Bugle Calls 3 - Frank Morton ("It's been one heck of a ride, but every man's time must come.")
• Trials - Tom Hedden ("Remember what this trip was all about in the first place?")
• In Times of War - Christopher Young (everyone tries to make it over the rapids)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Heavy Footsteps (A) - Paddy Kingsland (opening)
• State of War - Keith Mansfield (The Flesh being experimented)
• Irritation - Gregor Narholz (The Flesh electrocuted)
• The English Manor 29 (D) - Graham Preskett (The Flesh becomes a genius)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro)
• Airs and Graces (A) - Paddy Kingsland ("I have successfully programmed the VCR!")
• Timpani Glissando (b) - Gary Kettel ("Boo!")
• Airs and Graces (A) - Paddy Kingsland (The Flesh says there is no such word as "gotta")
• Proceed With Caution - Dick Walter (the rest of the League walk away)
• Furtive Footsteps - Paddy Kingsland ("Later, at Dad's Study National Archives...")
• Dramatic String Effects 5 - John Fox ("What have we here?")
• Dramatic String Effects 1 - John Fox (robot knocks books over)
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (books land on the Action League)
• Betrayal (A) - Dick Walter ("Later, in Smarty Pants' hideout...")
• Betrayal (E) - Dick Walter (Smarty Pants explains his plan)
• Unpreventable - Gregor Narholz (blender operated)
• Shock (U) - Dave Hewson (The Flesh trapped)
• The Plot Unfolds - Graham Preskett ("Columbus, of course!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (the Flesh and Smarty Pants playing chess)
• Timpani Glissando (a); Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (chess piece hits The Flesh)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Gollers, where am I?")
• Dangerous C - Mladen Franko ("Blimey!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Is this checkmate for the League?"/"Action League Now!")
• Dissonance - Dick Walter ("Checkmate?!")
• Editor's Announcement (B) - Dick Walter ("Hooray!"/"We're saved!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (later)
• Orchestral Clash (a); Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel (The Flesh smacks the knight piece at a worker)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski]; A Trill 24 D#Dim 1; Rolling Down 82 F#Maj - Marcin Pospieszalski [Big Fish Audio] (books topple onto the Action League)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (ending)

The Best of Both Worlds

 

Henry & June

 

• Caravansri - David Bradnum, Bob Weston (Henry wearing tiki mask)
• Epic of the South - Larry Hochman [CPM] (slide projector showing pictures of the real world)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (before Action League Now!)
• [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (after Action League Now!)
• Coffee Bar - Peter Yorke (Henry and June enter a travel agency)
• Lap Bass Bossa - Leon Gaer, David Jones (Henry and June about to be launched)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Hi, we're back, and as you can see...still as cartoony as ever.")
• Surf's Up - Jan Cyrka, Toby Bricheno (Henry and June get on bikes)
• Dramatic Cue (D) - Ronald Hanmer (they fall off)
• Hitmen - Chris Goulstone [CPM] (Henry and June go back inside the studio)
• Pomp and Glory - Sam Spence (Henry and June award themselves)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Grand Launch - Andrew Jackman (opening)
• Timpani Glissando (a); Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (The Flesh crashes into the League and Bill the Lab Guy)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Argh. I don't know why I even bother.")
• Scared Stiff - Eugenio Grandi, Simon Benson (meteor in sight)
• Point of Departure M - Gregor Narholz (Bill the Lab Guy tells the Action League that a meteor is coming towards Earth)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (intro)
• It Came From Outer Space - Ilona Sekacz ("As a menacing meteor heads towards Earth...")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("...our heroes devise a daring strategy.")
• Wargames - Keith Mansfield (Bill the Lab Guy explains the plan)
• Nasa Space Program A - Gregor Narholz (the Action League tries to take off by salad mixer, sledgehammer, and slingshot)
• Grand Launch - Andrew Jackman (spaceship)
• Saw Theme - William Trytel (the Action League in space)
• Space Explorers A - Gregor Narholz ("Look, it's the meteor!")
• Wargames - Keith Mansfield (The Chief reporting)
• Solo Effects 70 - David Bell ("Bombs?")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (The Chief wants the Action League to crash the ship into the meteor)
• State of War - Keith Mansfield ("Boo!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Is this the end of the Action League?"/"Action League Now!")
• Hebrew Lament - John Leach [CPM] (the Action League reflects on the true meaning of their lives)
• Attack - Tony Hymas (the Action League crashes)
• Odd Space - Nick Bardoni, Stephen Dominic Warr; Flying Saucers 29 (A) - Len Rawle (the Action League on the meteor)
• Shock (C) - Dave Hewson ("Back...to where?")
• Bossa Cubana - Gerhard Narholz ("Do I look worried?!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (closing theme)

                                             The Shizzagee

 

• [original composition] (intro)
• Juju Bop 2 - Bradley Smith (opening)
• Dream Safari (B) - Andy Clark (Clive Khaki talks about the Shizzagee)
• African Drums A - Gavin Coppenhall, Grant McLachlan; Wildlife Sting F - Grant McLachlan (Clive Khaki plans to capture the Shizzagee)
• [original composition] (exterior of plane)
• Stalk and Suspense - Grant McLachlan (the Shizzagee and Brutus in the Amazon)
• Predator Stalk - Grant McLachlan ("I'm picking up a scent!")
• ? (female Shizzagee dummy)
• Big Cat Hunt - Grant McLachlan (the Shizzagee captured)
• African Drums B - Gavin Coppenhall, Grant McLachlan ("This is all your fault, Brutus McGrutus!")
• Dream Safari (B) - Andy Clark (Brutus helps the Shizzagee break out)
• Safari - David Jones (Clive approaching)
• Marimba Travelogue - Grant McLachlan (Clive thinks Brutus is a rare female Shizzagee)
• The Call of Africa - Eric Allen (Brutus taken away)
• Wildlife Sting C - Grant McLachlan (Shizzagee hears Brutus)
• Long Deep Roll - Eric Allen ("Gee, that would be me!")
• Dramatic Race B - John Fox, Mac Prindy (Shizzagee defeats Clive)
• Juju Bop 2 - Bradley Smith (end credits of Splendid Species)
• Upbeat African Travel - Grant McLachlan (ending)

Now With More Flava'!

 

Henry & June

 

• Disco Shaft - Paul Moran [Warner Chappell Production Music] ("You're in Studio B filming a major motion picture about a hard-boiled security guard..." "With a heart of gold...")
• The Life Of A G 2 - Larry West (Henry rapping)
• The Anger 2 - Christian Salyer, Ranson Kennedy ("What's that awful racket?")
• The Life Of A G 2 - Larry West (Henry raps for Busta Rhymes)
• The Anger 2 - Christian Salyer, Ranson Kennedy (Busta Rhymes leaves)
• Bye, Bye, Baby [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June turns the page)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Hey, KaBlamsters!")
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry and June appear on the LaGalleria Shopping Plaza stage)
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry turns the page again)
• Every Bossa - Dick Walter (Henry selling his actor's chair)
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Hey, I can use this for kindling."/John Stamos as host of KaBlam!)
• 49th Street Shakedown - James Clarke (Henry and June work as security guards)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• War Clouds - Paddy Kingsland (opening)
• Irritation - Gregor Narholz (The Action League drives off)
• Chase that Car - Laurie Johnson (speed bump)
• Static Time - John Scott (The Chief in pieces)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (before, during, and after intro)
• Timpani Effects [#49.05] - Sammy Burdson ("Goose!")
• The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey ("The Chief's about to bite it!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("He's the best chiefy-weefy I ever had!"/Thundergirl recalls the time she was afraid of fans)
• Comrade's March - Len Rawle ("Remember, a quitter never wins and a winner never quits.")
• Thunder Girl Flying [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Thundergirl feels comfortable flying)
• Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel (The Chief catapulted off a tennis racket)
• Drama Shock (G) - Richard Harvey (The Chief hits the fan)
• Static Time - John Scott (The Chief in pieces)
• Sleeping Beauty - David Farnon [CPM] ("That's a beautiful memory, Thundergirl!")
• Comrade's March - Len Rawle ("A friend in need is a friend indeed.")
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (The Chief pushed away by a bag of peanuts)
• Drama Shock (G) - Richard Harvey (The Chief thrown into the fight)
• Static Time - John Scott (The Chief's head over the peanut bag)
• Sleeping Beauty - David Farnon [Warner Chappell Production Music] ("I have a special Chief memory, too!")
• Comrade's March - Len Rawle ("Remember, you can't see where you're going with a can on your head.")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Oh, hooray!")
• Shock (G) - Dave Hewson (The Chief gets saw dusted)
• Hebrew Lament - John Leach [Warner Chappell Production Music] (The Action League cries)
• Deep Grief 1 - Otto Sieben ("The Chief's taken a turn for the worst.")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Action League Now!/The Action League mourns over The Chief)
• Drama Shock (G) - Richard Harvey (The Chief wakes up)
• Variety Link (D) - Dick Walter ("Hooray!")
• Sleeping Beauty - David Farnon [CPM] ("Come on, Chief. We're going home.")
• Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel ("Oopsies!")
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (The Chief falls out the window)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (ending)

                                               Race Rabbit

 

• Paris Pavements - Dick Walter ("Catch me if you can, Race Rabbit!")
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] ("Ready or not, here I come!")
• The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey; Death Trap - Gregor Narholz (The Boolies make their plan)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit appears)
• Hide and Seek - Richard Harvey (Zit turns on Brigitte Bounais)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit decides to stop)
• Paris Pavements - Dick Walter (Race Rabbit then picks up Brigitte Bounais)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit goes off)
• Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (other race cars hit Zit)
• ? ("You are so, how you say, 'big and strong.'")
• ? (timer at four minutes)
• Timpani Roll - Sammy Burdson; Dramatic Stabs - John Fox (M.A.X. detects Brigitte Bounais as something evil)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit sets up a picnic)
• Chique Image - Paul Williams, Norman Percival (romantic music)
• Psycho Band - Kevin Hiatt, Charles Blaker [Megatrax] (dramatic sting)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit continues racing)
• Bridal Chorus - Richard Wagner, Geoff Bastow (Drive-Thru Chapel)
• ? (timer at twenty seconds)
• ? (time running out)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (eject button)
• A Ride in the Country - John Fox ("Where is the earth shattering KA-BOOM?!")
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (ending)

A Nut in Every Bite!

 

Henry & June

 

• Romeo & Juliet Overture - Fiachra Trench, Peter Tchaikovsky (Henry lovestruck)
• [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("HOOAH! Now that's what I call kablamedy!")
• Romeo & Juliet Overture - Fiachra Trench, Peter Tchaikovsky (Henry overjoyed)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (next cartoon/upcoming segments)
• Rondeau - Ron Ronsted, Jean-Joseph Mouret ("Ha, ha. Good show, Action League! Very good show, indeed...")
• Bye, Bye, Baby [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry beats himself up with June's shoe)
• [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Welcome back, kablamskins!")
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (next cartoon)
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("Oh, Henry. My little funny man. It's hard to say goodbye, isn't it?")
• Romeo & Juliet Overture - Fiachra Trench, Peter Tchaikovsky (Henry tries to kiss Dawn)
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Dawn on the Serengeti (A) - Graham De Wilde (opening)
• Shock (F) - Dave Hewson (one of the scientists gets eaten)
• Static Time - John Scott ("OK, a big scratch...")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro)
• Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("Bill's on that island!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (The Action League gets a move on)
• Dawn on the Serengeti (A) - Graham De Wilde (The Action League arrives on the island)
• Star Warriors - Richard Harvey ("Not unless he's gained a lot of weight...")
• Ravages of Time (A) - Tony Hymas (dinosaurs appear)
• Shock (U) - Dave Hewson (Bill the Lab Guy appears)
• United World 1 - Alan Hawkshaw (Bill the Lab Guy claims to have cloned the dinosaurs)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (handsome coffee mugs)
• Scared Stiff - Eugenio Grandi, Simon Benson (Stinky Diver orders Bill the Lab Guy to leave the island immediately)
• Shock (P) - Dave Hewson (The Flesh gets grabbed by a T-Rex)
• House of Horror - William Merrick Farran ("No! I was afraid of this!")
• Flight in Panic 1 - Gregor Narholz (The Action League tries to escape)
• Unpreventable - Gregor Narholz (no exit)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Stinky Diver narrates the rhetorical questions/"Action League Now!")
• Shock (B) - Dave Hewson ("No way, Jacko!")
• The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey (inside the T-Rex's stomach)
• Wargames Linking Section (F) - Keith Mansfield (The Navy about to blow up the island)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Stinky Diver ordered to take off his flippers)
• Horror Build (C) - Dave Hewson (the T-Rex spits them out)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Three...two...")
• Orchestral Clash (a) - Gary Kettel (The Action League lands on the Navy's ship)
• Timpani Roll (i) - Gary Kettel ("Commence bombing!")
• United World 1 - Alan Hawkshaw (Bill the Lab Guy doesn't want the island destroyed)
• Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel; [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Sequels?")
• Ravages of Time (A) - Tony Hymas ("Not nearly The End...")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (closing theme)

                                               Race Rabbit

 

• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (emergency call)
• ? (played whenever "Gold Dingo" is mentioned)
• The Killing Ground (A) - Richard Harvey; Death Trap - Gregor Narholz (The Boolies make their plan)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit approaches them)
• A Ride in the Country - John Fox (The Boolies fake a fight)
• Big Ed's March - Sam Spence (soldiers drag away The Boolies)
• The Marines March - Sam Spence (Winston treated with a cup of tea)
• Big Ed's March - Sam Spence (soldiers still beating on Zit)
• Rule Britannia (B) - Graham De Wilde (Winston has some cookies)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (Race Rabbit and M.A.X. notice something strange)
• ? (the real Gold Dingo appears)
• The Two Ronnies - Alan Tew (Race Rabbit goes after Gold Dingo)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (M.A.X. warns Race Rabbit of danger)
• The Two Ronnies - Alan Tew (Race Rabbit gives Gold Dingo rump roast)
• Rule Britannia (B) - Graham De Wilde (Prince saved)
• [original music by Chris Koch and Jim Murphy] (ending)

Takes a Knockin' and Keeps Tick-Tockin'

 

Henry & June

 

• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (June introduces Action League Now)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry introduces Prometheus and Bob)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Boy, that Action League sure was-")
• Off to Play - David Snell (Henry and June approach Mr. Stockdale's desk)
• Mamamix 1/2 - John Prior (Mr. Stockdale break-dances)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Henry and June dash off to the television)
• Speedy Gonzales [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (they decide to go back to the studio)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Boy, what a show it's been!" "One of our KaBlammiest ever...")
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("Mr. Stockdale, we're sorry for walking off the set!")
• Everything You Said Has Been a Lie [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• Soft Lights and Music - Gordon Rees (opening)
• Shock (U) - Dave Hewson (the Chief falls onto the kitchen floor)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (before, during, and after intro)
• Bossa Cubana - Gerhard Narholz (flashback to Stinky Diver's party)
• Unease - Dick Walter (Stinky Diver refuses to invite his friends over to his house again)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Fine!"/"Good!"/"What a relief!")
• Dangerous B - Mladen Franko (The Chief says that he was injured by the wind storm)
• Variety Link (D) - Dick Walter (The League cheers)
• Dangerous B - Mladen Franko (Meltman falls into a washing machine)
• State of War - Keith Mansfield (The Mayor's plan worked)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (the League sleeping in a Popsicle stick house)
• Dangerous C - Mladen Franko (the fan blows the Action League away)
• Missile Disaster - John Fox ("...until today!")
• Orchestral Clash (a); Timpani Glissando (a) - Gary Kettel (table lands on the League)
• The Hours of Darkness - Dave Hewson (the League tries to enter Stinky Diver's house)
• Increasing Danger 2 - Gregor Narholz ("Oh no! It's starting again!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Will the League be blown to bits?"/"Action League Now!")
• Attack - Tony Hymas (Stinky Diver saves the Action League)
• Unpreventable - Gregor Narholz ("Fools, your dumper's no damper to me!")
• Morning Mood (f.“Peer Gynt Suite No. 1”) - Edvard Grieg, Helmuth Brandenburg ("Thanks, Stinky!")
• Surfin' Summer (B) - Richard Myhill (ending)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (closing theme)

                                                   Fuzzball

 

• Godfather of Soul - Steve Jeffries [CPM] (title card/opening)
• The Circus Comes to Town! - Dick Walter (fun fair)
• Soul Brothers - Jean-Pierre Fabien (transition)
• Late Start - Al Newman (Fuzzball explains the situation to Cake)
• Soul Brothers - Jean-Pierre Fabien (transition)
• Late Start - Al Newman (Cake suggests telling the truth)
• Popcorn - James Taylor (Fuzzball goes bowling)
• The Black Death - David Farnon [CPM] (Fuzzball imagines herself chained in a dungeon)
• Soul Brothers - Jean-Pierre Fabien (transition)
• Godfather of Soul - Steve Jeffries [CPM] (ending)

Sasquatch-ercise!

 

Henry & June

 

• Gorgeous Girl - Kurt Schick (Mr. Foot hands Henry an envelope)
• Drama Link (B) - Hubert Clifford ("If you fail to pass the KaBlam! Physical Fitness Test, you will be retired as hosts of the show...")
• The Equalizer - Sam Spence ("He'll whip our loaded bottoms into shape!")
• Fire in My Soul [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] ("Please?! You're closer!")
• Magical Effect (F) - Paddy Kingsland (Richard Simmons appears)
• Shape Your Body 2 - Grant Ransom, Patrick Wilson ("I've assisted millions of people shed over ten thousand combined tons!")
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (upcoming segments)
• Daddy Cry [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (after Action League Now!)
• Groovemeister 1/2 - John Prior ("Nutrition is an important part of any health regimen!")
• The Plot Thickens - Dick Walter (Henry and June eating unhealthy snacks)
• Shape Your Body 2 - Grant Ransom, Patrick Wilson (Richard Simmons recommends eating healthy foods)
• Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Richard Simmons, Henry, and June fight over bucket of bacon fat)
• Start Up 59 - Alan Bell, Roger Dexter (Henry and June doing chin-ups)
• Woe is Me! - Richard Myhill ("You two should be ashamed of yourselves!")
• Speedy Gonzales [original music by the Moon Ska Stompers] (Mr. Foot chases Richard Simmons)
• Lonely Violin - Dick Walter (Henry and June are going to miss working with each other)
• Special Event (D) - Dick Walter (applause)
• Shape Your Body 2 - Grant Ransom, Patrick Wilson (ending/credits)

Action League Now!

 

• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (opening/everyone passes, except the Flesh)
• Solo Effects 70 - David Bell ("Hooray for me!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (The Chief wants the Flesh to give up his badge)
• Shock Discord - David Farnon [CPM] (The Flesh cries)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (during and after intro)
• Jews Harp - Gary Kettel ("Oi!")
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (The Flesh must leave the Action League)
• Heroes Win - Gregor Narholz (Meltman tries to prove he's super strong)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (Bill the Lab Guy says that there is nothing to do to keep the Flesh in the Action League)
• Me For You - George Callert (teaching the Flesh)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (later)
• Furtive Footsteps - Paddy Kingsland (test written all over the Flesh)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] ("Will the Flesh pass the test and make the grade...first grade?!"/"Action League Now!"/waiting for the test results)
• Take a Bow 3 - David Lindup (The Flesh passed)
• Time For Bed [#35.01] - Mark Emney [CPM] (The Flesh drew a puppy on the test)
• The End 06 A Maj - Marcin Pospieszalski [Big Fish Audio] (ending)
• [original music by Nat Kerr and Rick Witkowski] (closing theme)

                                            Emmett Freedy

 

• [original music by Big Science] (intro/later at school/"Oh no, I totally forgot!")
• ? ("Got one!")
• [original music by Big Science] (later at home)
• On The March - Dick Walter (music on TV)
• [original music by Big Science] ("What the...?"/Mr. Carpatheos sheds tear)
• ? (Emmett runs away from the press)
• [original music by Big Science] ("Run, Emmett!")
• Hit and Run - Ralph Dollimore (quarantine men chase Emmett)
• [original music by Big Science] (Emmett spreads cereal everywhere/"Puffy Dinks" jingle/later at school)
• La Donna E Mobile 60 (a) - Daryl Neil Griffith, Giuseppe Verdi (ending)